Here's some of this week's Craigslist personals that are real "winners".  They posts are not edited for punctuation or spelling. They are edited for profanity. Enjoy! 

Nerdy Girlfriend (Amarillo) 

age: 19

(I actually like "nerdy" women too!)

married (amarillo) 

im going to try this one more time...... Im looking for a married women who is not happy in their current relationship. A women wanting for than what they are getting at home. im not looking to change my status because of my kids. I just need a friend, lover.im in my late 20's, hispanic and really good looking and i stay in shape! i keep a 5 oclock shadow at all times. I want a women who likes to workout, freak in the sheets and loves to laugh. If your interested, please put your favorite color in the subject to weed out spam. This ad is only for WOMEN not guys posing as women  (this guy is just begging for a butt-kicking from a jealous hubby, right?)

Regular (Amarillo)

(mm, yeah. Condom free with someone you meet online?)

Show me something (Amarillo) 

Show me you have half a brain!! Show me you want someone to love and not what's in there pockets or what they have. Show me it's not all about the looks but what's in a person's heart that really matters. Happy to me can be holding hands walking or watching a movie and cuddling togather it's the small things that matter to me and if you can say the same then please reply. But be for real please thanks (nice 'tude, bro)

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