We usually look at Craigslist ads for "Men Seeking Women".  Let's turn the tables and see how the women try to woo men.  These are not edited for spelling/grammar. They are edited for profanity/lewdness.

A grandma That's looking for granpa (Amarillo)

I smoke cigs and 420 friendly.


I love to hold hands, be close. Texting when we are apart.

Play cards, movies, bar.b.q. fishing.

Only good replys will get a reply....

Send a pic and tell me what your looking for.

Put pink in subject to weed out spam.

My car is going to be parked a while. .. so I need you to have dependable transportation and be able to drive legaly.

Must have good ac

Contract Husband (All Locations Acceptable) 

"Let's settle together" should be your headliner...


Last love (Amarillo ONLY) 


I'm not supost to drive because of SR22's.

I've slowed down a lot this past year. I've noticed changes in my body... it sucks....lol
I'm having trouble working. And I'm getting the paperwork ready to file for disability.
I'm staying with my ex boyfriend. Separate bedrooms. He does not love me. No sex.
The only thing I get from him is a roof. That's all.
I'm a good woman. Good heart.
I can't move away from Amarillo, I have a grandson that's very dear to me.
I do smoke cigs and I'm 420 friendly.
I don't need fancy things. I'm simple in that way.
I only date white. Just my preferance.
Simple man that has time for me. Marriage minded... a christian a plus!! LOVE gotee. Tattos ok. I have 4 ... my kids are grown. But one still needs me. Good comunication a must.
I love to text when we are apart.
Someone protective... that has a good head on shoulders.
Take me as I am... someone paitence. Cause thinking about dateing is scarey. But my heart misses and needs you..

Love fishing. Bar.b.q
Someone real and ready.
Only good sincere replys will be answered. Send a pic and ill send one


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