Blonde Mom Gets Attention From Amarillo’s Missed Connections

Time for everybody's favorite blog, "Missed Connections"!Here are some of my faves of the week:

(Name Redacted) - m4w

You were the best $300 I ever spent. If I could afford you, I would spend every night just talking to you. But I can't. And I will probably never be back in there again. But hit me up if you ever need someone to talk to.

Gorgeous at walmart on tascosa rd - m4w (Amarillo)

It was around 7 or 8 pm lastnight
We both checked out in the same line .. You have a real cute baby girl and I'm guessing your mom was also with you.. I noticed you looking so good ... Lol , you were kinda peaking over your mom here and there , maybe wishful thinking ? Lol but when we were out in the parking lot we just happened to be parked by eachother and I asked to take your cart/buggy
For you and also told you that you looked "very good tonight"
Your smile is so beautiful and you are gorgeous ! I would love to get to know you !
I told my friend about you and she said to post a "missed connection " you never know !
So here I am , you drove a grey Chevy impala ,if I'm not mistaken ! Hope you see this somehow :)

Blonde milf at burlingtons - m4w (Amarillo)

age: 30I was goin in and you were coming out . You are a short and beautiful blonde with dark underneath.. You had blue jean shorts that looked great on you!

I think your shirt had flowers it was around 130ish in the afternoon you and your son .
We walked passed eachother and i should of said something then lol... Remember me ? I'd like to get to know you sexy!

What happened to my ebony milf!? - m4w (Walmart tascosa rd/)

We meet at walmart on tascosa road ! You came out dancing behind your basket ! Wearing a dress, and looking so sexy!
I had to tell u so i went up to you an introduced myself ! I told you you looked sooo sexy ,and I think you were surprised because of how young I was . Jokingly,You said you were unhappily married , lol but I didn't get your number I just said we could have some fun together and that you could do anything you wanted to do to me ;) ! You are in your 40's and looking sooo perfect your dark skin and sexy body!you drive a black Tahoe or suburban (newer model) with tinted windows if I'm not mistaken.
I saw you again a burlingtons but I couldn't get your attention before you walked out the door ,With an older woman.
I'm still thinking bout you !!hope you see this !! Reply and let me satisfy you the way you deserve to be ! Your name started with a "d" and was not a normal everyday name !!

Schlotzsky's on bell February 3 - m4w (Amarillo)

I saw you at schlotzsky's on bell st this week. Your a very sexy lady and we made eye contact several times as I was leaving. You and the man you were with were discussing something about the McCormic St exit. You may not see this but if so tell me where you and the gentleman you were with were sitting so I know it's you. When our eyes meet I could feel our souls meeting. I have not been able to stop thinking about you since.

Check out more of these at HERE. Some may be NSFW.

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