Dan Seitz
Brave Brits Drink the World’s Hottest Vodka
The heat of a pepper is measured in Scoville units. Your typical habanero, one of the hotter peppers currently widely available, runs 100,000 Scoville units. Also 100,000 Scoville units? Naga Chili Vodka. And these total suckers brave souls actually tried it.
Rodney King Dead at 47
Rodney King, the man videotaped being beaten by LAPD officers in 1991, has died today. He was 47.
Man Goes to Jail For His Baggy Jeans
People have been wearing their jeans below their butts for years now. But don’t tell that to Ohio judge Mark Mihok, who will put you in jail if you wear them low and saggy in his courtroom. The judge’s latest offender is visible in the video above: he’s the one in the white shirt.
800 Pound Teen Has To Be Cut Out Of Her House
Georgia Davis is not your normal teenager. She’s unfortunately got some fairly serious medical problems that made her extremely overweight. How overweight? Try 835 pounds.
Newborn Deer Video Is Not An April Fools’ Day Prank
Amid all the jokes and pranks being played on April Fool’s Day, it’s nice to take a moment and remember that there are still plenty of videos of cute animals. We thought we’d take a break from pranks and show you this adorable newborn deer. Because it might be the cutest thing on the Internet right now.
How To Make Parkour Tougher? Do It With a Bike!
Parkour is, of course, people performing gymnastics in urban environments, and also a dead fad. How do we revive this dying fad? By doing it on a bicycle, of course!
Which Batmobile Would Win In a Race?
There are many important questions in life. Why are we here? What’s life all about?
If the 1989 Batmobile and the 1966 Batmobile got in a race, who would win? Now, we have an answer.
Facebook Rats Out Man With Two Wives
Sadly, he did not live in St. Ives, but Alan O’Neill did, in fact, have two wives. The really sad thing, though, is that it wasn’t because he was cheating. He had two wives because he was lazy and passive aggressive.
Man Scans Ants Eating His Scanner
The term “bug”, in computer lingo, comes from one of the first computer errors, where the computer operator literally found a cockroach in its guts. Since then, “bugs” tend to be programming errors, and insects largely stay out of computers. Unless you put them in there deliberately, like Francois Vautier.
Brother Takes Your McDonald’s Brownie? That’s a McStabbing!
Another day, another delightful story from the Golden Arches. This one doesn’t involve tasers, but knives.
Erik and Gene Cain (how’s THAT for an ironic last name) of Pennsylvania were splitting a brownie from McDonald’s, and Gene did what was the naturally acceptable way to share food: slicing the brownie right down the middle. Apparently, thi
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The Best Rap Video About Plaid Shirts You’ll Watch Today [VIDEO]
Plaid used to be tacky. Now it’s an acceptable pattern for people besides lumberjacks and people pretending to be lumberjacks in skits about lumberjacks. Still, you can be too attached to something, as this video demonstrates.
Couple Retrieves Lost Wedding Ring Out of Toilet Almost 40 Years Later
Terry and Donna Claver are very happily married and have been for four decades. They recently had a ‘renewing of vows’ of sorts, all thanks to a broken toilet. It’s not as disgusting as it sounds.