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Farrah Abraham + Charlie Sheen Are Texting About Playdates Now [PHOTOS]
Looks like Farrah Abraham is one step closer to becoming a goddess, because she's officially been texting Charlie Sheen for a month now.
Tom Arnold, Ryan Seacrest, Josh Groban + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 13) celebrities handled babies, talked defecation, grew mutant elbows, attended important business meetings and got the hiccups.
Kanye West Denies Canadian Model’s Claims That They Had an Affair [PHOTOS]
In what may be forever known as the last temptation of Yeezus, a Canadian model has stepped forward claiming she slept with Kanye West on two separate occasions -- once during Kim Kardashian's current pregnancy.
Kanye, however, says her pants are on fire.
Justin Bieber, Diablo Cody, Zach Braff + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 12) celebrities re-watched a classic, planned tattoos, denied getting other tattoos, suffered lingerie nostalgia and made no sense.
Gilbert Gottfried, John Cusack, Patrick Stewart + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 11) celebrities got political, rediscovered themselves, ate dinner, paid tribute to pets, and dealt with flooded inboxes.
Heidi Klum + Her Boyfriend Got Drunk and Fought in Public
Heidi Klum got slightly catty off the catwalk this weekend during a boozy bout with her boyfriend/bodyguard Martin Kristen.
Listen Up, Channing Tatum: Snooki Has Some Parenting Advice for You [VIDEO]
Now that Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan are parents, it makes sense that they would immediately receive unsolicited advice from Snooki. (MTV pays her for that now, you know.)
His Holiness Kanye West Demands You Not Speak In His Presence [VIDEO]
Paparazzos are sometimes annoying or aggressive. A photog who caught up with Kanye West (en route to cure a leper, probs) in New York this weekend was being neither -- but that didn't stop Yeezus from throwing a holy hissy fit.
Amanda Bynes Went Shopping – And Apparently Adopted a Puppy [PHOTO, VIDEO]
Despite not wanting to be seen or paid attention to, Amanda Bynes continues to spend a lot of time trudging around Times Square. And this weekend was no different.
Diddy, Hillary Clinton, Kathy Griffin + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 10) celebrities sent family emails, got dolled up, liked 'Game of Thrones,' joined Twitter and partook of a little legal tokage.
Donald Trump Fearlessly Defends Bikinis from All Enemies, Foreign + Domestic [VIDEO]
When Donald Trump made a random appearance on Fox & Friends on Monday, June 10 (just because he could), he was asked the most pressing of questions: What did he think about the Miss World competition removing the bikini portion of its contest due to complaints from the Muslim community in Indonesia, where the pageant is being held?
Russell Crowe, Paris Hilton, Kelly Clarkson + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 7) celebrities lost pets, sought pastries, met other celebrities, learned to tweet and got their Vine on.