Crazy Men Looking For A Mate….And Failing Miserably

One of my favorite things to do is scan the personals on Craigslist.  When you look at the "Women Looking For Men" section, nothing too crazy. The women seem sane.  HOWEVER, when you look at what men are looking for, it's a WHOLE different story!Here's some of my faves:

bbw granny (Amarillo)

age: 23..I'm hey young man seeking a older woman a very older woman who is he very interested in having fun tall I'm tall and have a very high sex drive I am also very discreet and respectful I'll make it worth your while that is the guarantee now I'm looking for older lady older bigger than average lady so honestly age and size is not important please send a picture and a name and I will answer back and I cannot wait to hear from you

Nerdy Girlfriend (Amarillo)

age: 19...Looking for a girl 18+ who likes games, anime, manga, movies, all the things that makes a girl nerdy. If you like these things then i know we would get along amazingly. Put your favorite anime or game in subject, cant wait.

Want help from lady (Amarillo)

age: 60...I am searching for a lady, preferably between 25 to 35 to help me with a ED problem.I know there are women in that age group that don't mind being with an older man.I'm very gentle and kind. Maybe we can make it a regular thing. I'm 60, but don't look it at all. Write me with a pic and I'll send one back. Thanks...

See more HERE.  Some NSFW!