You never know what your neighbor is up to, or how big of a creep they actually are.  The man or even woman down the street from you, although they appear to be normal, could be pretty freaking far from it!  Take a look at Amarillo Craigslist personals and you'll see!  We got some freaky people in the 806!

I find that men are usually the dirtiest of the dirty.  Let's take a look at what some of the desperate creepers in Amarillo are posting.

TO CLARIFY!!!  I'm not saying that the BDSM lifestyle is creepy!  In fact, I have a lot of friends that practice that lifestyle.  I'm just saying that the approach these men and women are taking by using Craigslist makes it kinda creepy...

Men seeking Women

Interested in being a sub? Exploring the lifestyle? - 32 (Ama, Rillo)

Hello, I am a fit, athletic, good looking guy, looking for a lovely female to join me. I am active in the BDSM lifestyle community. I am looking for a submissive woman to explore this lifestyle with. Experience in the lifestyle is good but not mandatory. I do prefer you be masochistic (into pain or has a high pain tolerance) or interested in developing masochist tendencies. Also, be very open minded and desiring to try new things. This is not just sexual.. although the sexual aspect is big part. You need be DDF and show recent (within few months) std test results. Even get new test results. I like worry free, uninhibited play. ;) I have recent test results in paper form ready to show you. I would like to meet up with you in neutral, public place and begin this wonderful experience! Respond in the subject with the most recent movie you saw in theaters. Send pics in first email or be ready to exchange shortly after. I will return the favor. Well I hope to hear from you soon.

Interested in BDSM lifestyle? Over 20 years experience and can teach u - 42 (Amarillo)

I am a Dominant man who has lived the BDSM lifestyle for many years. I just recently became single for the first time in many years and am willing to teach any ladies who may be curioius about the lifestyle. Seriousness of the heart, Relationship, Short-Term/Long-Term, etc.... all optional. I am not "LOOKING" for a relationship, but, if a connection happens, I am not opposed to it either.

Send a Pic of yourself FIRST and your questions/expectations etc...

YOUR PIC GETS MINE

Eat and Run - 49 (amarillo)

I am looking for and you tell if you like I am for some one that I can stop by and just wearing a T-Shirt and nothing else and eat and when you c*m I go and I will not say a word if you like send me your Picture and number and we will take it from there

True Dom looking for a submissive in need - 50 (amarillo)

A very real and generous Dom here, looking for a submissive in need to be owned, and taken care of completely.

Is this you? If so, reply back describing your current situation, including a picture or two. Must put your age in the subject line, or you will not be considered.

You should be unattached, and ready to give yourself completely---and in return have all your needs and wants taken care of by your Dom.

Are you seeking a Donor? - 32 (Amarillo)

(This guy decided to include a picture of his male parts, I've taken the liberty to delete it so you don't have to see that)

I am looking to be a sperm donor. I have been trying to get this done for quite some time.
I am a white, healthy male. I believe in health and fitness. I Keep myself in good health and shape. No major family history of health/mental issues that weren't due to poor health choices and environment.
I want to be nothing but a donor. I have and can sign paper stating such things as no contact once this is finalized, you will not come back for child support, I will not come contacting you or the child for custody , etc etc.
I also have been tested recently and have paperwork to prove it.
I am looking for couples of all varieties, lesbian, straight, etc.
I am open to questions if you have them.
Message me with donor in the subject.

horny (amarillo)

i am a white male and hung that loves to eat p***y. new years is tomorrow and was hoping to find someone that i could be licking into the new year. i am not into going to bars or clubs nothing but trouble there. so if you are real and would like to have fun on new year with me send me a message WITH A PICTURE and i will send you a picture. the pictures are me and i can keep it hard all night FEMALES ONLY

Ice Cream Party and Sex! - 39 (Amarillo)

(This guy also took the liberty of including a picture of himself in his birthday suit, but I've removed it, because nobody wants to see that)

I'm looking for a woman who wants to party with some ice cream and F**k! I'm a very clean muscular and well endowed single older male in Amarillo! You must host or we can get a room of your car or whatever! You have to put "Let's Party" in subject and leave a 806 area code number to tex or call you! No endless email or going to other sites just to get your number! If you can't follow directions to my post you will be deleted and spammed and no reply and you'll be wondering why I didn't answer you! Hope to hear from you and let's have some fun!

looking tonight - 20 (amarillo)

(I had to delete another picture of a naked man on this one, I've seen more naked men in the past 5 minutes than I have in the past 5 years!)

just looking for fun.. Want to get b*lls deep tonight.

free this weekend also. 8 inches...

I want a dominant woman - 19 (Amarillo Lubbock area)

Hey, I'm looking for a dominant woman to dominate me and mess around with. If your interested leave me a quick description and a picture and I will get back to you. Thanks!

 

I've seen enough desperate men looking to score by using Craigslist, let's see how many women out there are out for the same thing.

Women seeking Men

Shove UR C**k Up My P***y !!! (amarillo)

 

Hi';.
The fantasy is that we're together, the reality is we're apart,
so I am going to take matters into my own hands.
What about you baby? Shove it up my tight v*g**a.

<3 p*ssss off my p***y <3 - 35 (amarillo)

If you would like to experience an attractive, sexual and 25 + yr old c**k wh*re/ c*m sl*t or would like to come fill my (rhymes with roles)...hit me up and we can make this happen.

sub looking for older - 25

I'm a big woman who's a sub I love being told when and were what to do and how. Put age in sub older the better

 

I found this next one interesting, because this woman has an STD and is looking for others that have the same one.  SAY WHAT!?!

Herpes - 29 

A single female with herpes is looking for someone who accepts the condition or has herpes as well.

I'm 29 years old, white, no kids, never been married, and stable.

All I ask that you meet the requirement above, stable, and be in the age of 27-37.

Contact me if interested! Do not e-mail me what herpes is. If you don't know what it is then research it.

Tame me... - 41

I am looking for a man who is interested in getting to know me. I can be a little hard to handle...I also don't put up with any BS. I would really like to find a man who isn't hiding a significant other, who will say it like it is and be honest about whatever. I am interested in developing anything from just friendship to a long term relationship. If you are only interested in a FWB then please be upfront about it. I am a BBW...short, curvy, and a little untamed...

Shave it for me??? 

Saw this in a porno and been thinking about it all weekend. . . Nobody ever did this for me before it makes me h*rny to think about being so uncovered and vulnerable. I would like a guy who will be gentle and careful. Make it smooth as a baby's bottom and then let me feel your tongue on it omg!!! I look good I have photos please I'm waiting. .

 

So as you can see, the creeps come in all genders, ages, and sizes!  This could be your neighbor, or even a family member of yours!  Creepy?  I think so!

Thanks for checking out another edition of Creepy Amarillo Craigslist Personals!

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