Dallas Chambers Does The Worlds Worst Rap In Plato’s Closet Commercial [Audio]

So yesterday I was giving what we in the biz call a PO, meaning production order.  You see as a DJ I have to produce commercials for clients, all part of the job.  Well yesterday wasn't an ordinary day.  Angel Dee and myself have been fighting off the flu for the past few days and yesterday was my worst day so far!  But for some reason when I get scatter brained, I get pretty creative!

Well I had the copy or script in front of me reading it.  The writer had the opening line "Alright stop, collaborate and listen.  If you don't visit Plato's Closet first this tax free weekend, here's what you'll be missing."  It's a play on the lyrics of Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice.  But that's all it was, it was by no means a parody.  It just had the opening line and then went into the details.

Well my sick, scattered mind just started going off and I thought to myself, I could really do a good parody of this song for this commercial.  So I just free-styled it into the microphone and laid it all down in 1 take.  Chopped it up, and was actually pretty impressed on how I had the capabilities of making the worlds worse rap!  I'm definitely no Eminem!

So after listening to it, you gotta tell me, am I the worlds worst rapper or what? :)