Is This Picture Proof That Nicolas Cage Is Some Sort Of Undead Vampire?

People sell the craziest things now a days.  The internet has gave the world the ability to connect internationally in a matter of seconds, and with that comes the ability to sell some sucker in England crazy things.  Oh say like a portrait of Nicolas Cage that “proves” he is some kind of immortal.  Oh yeah you read that right!

Even though I couldn’t find it on Ebay today, a seller had an auction posted where he was asking for 1 Million dollars for a portrait that he claims is proof that Nick is a vampire that’s been on this planet for centuries.

“Personally, I believe it’s him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so,” the seller — who’s asking $1 million for the photo — writes on eBay. “150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host.”
The seller, who goes by the name Jack Mord and has 100% positive feedback, insists the photo is the real deal and has not been manipulated in any way to make it resemble Cage.
“Any serious potential buyer will be allowed to have a photo expert of their choice examine the original photograph before any money changes hands,” he adds on eBay.

Talk about a ton of cash!  It’s pretty crazy when you look at the picture and think about it.  It definitely looks like Nicolas Cage.  And the seller is a legit dude his feed back is top notch and on top of that he’s actually allowing the buyer to have the photo examined by a professional.  He’s either so delusional and bent on this being a picture of Nicolas Cage that he’s willing to do that, or it’s the real deal!

To me this comes out of left field because I’ve never heard any kind of rumor about Nicolas saying that he is some kind of vampire.  So what you think?  Is this Nicolas Cage?