Jay Z Has An Illegitimate Love Child That He’s Kept Secret For 9 Years

So last month the glorious news of a Jay-Z and Beyonce hybrid was announced.  The first child for Jay-z?  He say's yes, but inside sources say HELL NO!  Word is he actually had a child 9 years ago and kept it secret, like some mutant inbred locked in the basement.  You know, poking it for fun, feeding it dog food, not even giving it a name, just referring to it as "the thing".  Radar claims he had the child with a Trinidadian model and that it has been confirmed by DNA tests!

“…while Beyonce was initially livid about the secret son, she’s stood by her husband. The boy closely resembles Jay, who’s reportedly paying Shenelle child support.”

Well this is just a shock!  I mean that he's actually paying child support, that's the shock.  How did his wife not notice the fees going to the Child Support agency?  She must be blindly in love, which is very cute don't get me wrong.  Anybody else wanna confess to knocking up a street walking model?

On a side note, this Shenelle girl is pretty freaking hot!  Kudos to the jigga man!