Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant, Maybe, Maybe Not, Maybe So, Probably Not, But Could Be
So Jessica Simpson is pregnant! Or she isn’t I don’t know I just know a tabloid says that she is. They make stuff up a lot so this one is a 50/50 chance which is actually pretty good odds in the end.
It comes from In Touch Weekly who actually have a decent track record for lying and telling the truth all at the same time.
“She’s already having kooky cravings!” a friend shares, especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate — “which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet” — cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas.
Now, despite the fact that there will be one more “guest” (and that “Jessica might have to take out her dress a bit”), their plans to marry in November haven’t changed.
Okay so she’s pregnant, maybe, maybe not. Is a craving a sign with Jessica Simpson? Bless her heart but she bounces around like my check book. She’s hot with a body, then she turns into a delicious candy coated chubby you would definitely eat at the movies, then she’s back to daizy dukes, then she’s dipping Monte Cristo sandwiches in ice cream. It’s real hit or miss with her so I am discounting the craving thing. Who told them this anyways are they just assuming she’s pregnant because of the food she’s eating?
There’s no official word from Jessica so there’s no official way to “confirm” she’s pregnant. But maybe she is, hell maybe she isn’t I don’t care actually why on Earth am I still typing?