I was told that America needed my help today, which is weird because I have nothing to offer America, except one sexy voice that looks a lot better on the radio than off.  Any-who, I guess there's a dude downtown wanting people to sign a petition to legalize the left handed cigarette.  This guy called me, said Amarillo needs to open it's eyes and embrace it, I said usually your eyes close when you smoke weed not open...

For those old enough, I smoked pot...but never inhaled...or was it the other way around?  Either way it's where you're going, not where you've been.  So I won't judge anyone that is going downtown to sign this thing.

I was gonna go, but I got high.  I was gonna go to class, I could've cheated and I could've passed, but then I got high.  I was gonna go to court and pay my child support but I was high...how do I know all these lyrics?  I have short term and long term memory I guess lol...

I will ask the following, and for your opinion.

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