'Tis the first Monday in September (Sept. 2), which according to our calendar makes it Labor Day -- which means that kids have to go back to school and everyone else is banned from wearing white for an undetermined amount of time starting tomorrow.

 
Lena Dunham will not be naked on the big screen anytime soon.

 
Ditto Max Greenfield.

 
British people will be judging Olivia Wilde's British accent.

 
James Deen basically had a wet dream about Cher.

 
These are the things that Juliette Lewis makes us think about.

 
Josh Groban is busy fake-spoiling 'Breaking Bad.'

 
And everyone else wished the world a happy Labor Day.