Man Tattoos Penis And Suffers Permanent Erection

This is one of those touchy-feely subjects, no pun intended.  If a tattoo on the penis was the answer to erectile dysfunction, our tattoo shops would be crammed with 70 year old men getting their junk tatted up.  But alas, it's not, so we actually gotta feel sorry for this guy.  An Iranian man got a tattoo on his naughty part, and now it's stuck in semi-erect form.  Which only adds insult to injury, it could at least be full blast!

Well according to an article in the latest issue of Journal of Sexual Science, a 21 year old man has found himself only half-cocked so to speak after getting a Persian script reading tattooed along his member.  Lots of men have one of these hidden tattoos, kind of like hidden treasures, so why is this guy suffering from this permanent erection and nobody else is?  Did something go wrong? (Huffington Post)

The article in Sexual Medicine explains that a tattoo artist crafted the tattoo using a handheld needle which resulted in "bleeding from deep penile tissue for several days complicating the tattooing."

MSNBC noted that the man had shunt surgery -- which drains excess fluid from inflamed areas of the body -- performed to correct the problem, but the procedure was unsuccessful.

Mr. Stiff (not real name) has decided not to pursue any other forms of treatment as he finds himself able to achieve a full erection without pain.  So he doesn't feel anymore corrective measures need to be taken.

Hey at least it wasn't his girlfriends name he got tattooed!  That always backfires!

Maybe he likes it, because his no-no part always looks bigger.

Male enhancement?  In more ways then you'll ever know!

My sister told me she thinks it's hot.

So did my brother...

He's half-cocked and ready to blow!

Hey easy on the head you a-hole!

I thought I was getting Bugs Bunny tattooed down there!  DAMN!

He was embarrassed because it was a guy that was doing the tattoo.

If erection lasts more then 4 hours, you've chosen the wrong tattoo artist.