More Craigslist Fun

Some of the personal ads on Craigslist are hilarious.  Women are pretty straight forward and "normal" with their ads.  The men however.....(Some of these have been edited for length)

This guy is from South Amarillo:

It will be gorgeous out today. Need a spring play buddy. You don't have to be Barbie but I am picky. No guys, no flakes or one liners.

If you can't send a pic or actually play don't bother. Serious playful ladies only.

Super Tuesday was yesterday, Trump and Clinton are ahead.

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NEEDED:  FARMER GROUPIE

Rock stars have groupies. Rodeo riders have groupies. I want a farmer groupie. I don't care how tall you are. I don't care about boob size. Boobs are a lot like new pickups and I don't get to see them to often. I don't care if you have hairy armpits and muffin top. I want some one that is not drunk talking on the cell phone all the time. I want someone that can drive the semi truck. (or at least likes to ride along) I want someone that will not be calling me to kill spiders. I want someone that likes helping change tractor tires. I want someone that can drive on a gravel road without wrecking the pickup. I want someone that can paint the house and mow the yard should it need done. I want someone that will never wear cotton sweatpants to Walmart. Cowgirls are okay but no barrel racers. I am not a cowboy and I am not going to learn. I have posted this ad on here before in my home state of Montana with very little interest shown so I am now posting it in the Texas section because I used to live there when I was in the Air Force and remember all the yum delicious hotties that used to live there. You will have to relocate if interested. Will train a motivated individual with no experience. 18 to strong running 62 year olds do not be shy but apply. I only like to be known as a smooth operator with an easy touch and smiling face. High school is over but I do not want a nun in training and I am cuddly and yum delicious. Okay all you late night shift workers that read this stuff did I do a good job?

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LOOKING FOR A SEXUAL LARGER BBW

I'm a 41yo white professional male hoping to find a larger mature bbw with an amaZing large tummy for a serious long term relationship. Over 50 is preferred but not necessary at all. Wanting a woman open to New things and exploring our fetishes. Smoking is very ok. I Love the feeling of your soft sexy big tummy resting on My stomach and chest. Please include a picture of your amazing beautiful big tummy to please prove your real and interested.

If you find these funny, there's more at Craigslist.org. Check 'em out if you're not afraid to see male genitalia.