Nicholas Cage Was Arrested For Alleged Domestic Abuse And Disturbing The Peace In New Orleans

You know I'm not a fan at all of domestic abuse, course I'm not a fan of New Orleans either!  I gotta say I'm disappointed in the local authorities in New Orleans.  They are gonna let Cage slide on this!  Why?  Because he's a movie star and movie money is a big part of the income that the city takes in!  THAT IS MESSED UP!  From What Would Tyler Durdon Do:

Cage was arrested for alleged domestic abuse and disturbing the peace after an allegedly drunken argument with his wife in New Orleans last month, won’t be prosecuted.
“The New Orleans District Attorney has confirmed that no charges of any kind will be pursued against him,” Cage’s attorney Harry Rosenberg tells PEOPLE. “After their investigation, the DAs refused all charges against Nick and the matter has been closed.”