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Beautiful smile - m4w (Amarillo)

This is a long shot . You work at dq I-40 & Washington I've seen you at the drive up 3 or 4 times your always busy you a have beautiful smile and tounge ring maybe you can remember by telling me what color truck I drive if you think their might be a connection. (Tongue ring? No, that's not germy)


Bronc Rider - m4w

I'm a Bronc rider looking for girls who wanna have fun over text. 214-***-****
(nice and subtle, cowboy!)


Sweet, petite thing at JNB - m4w

I just wanna say what's up to that sweet, petite thing that now works at JNB... You are f****** hot girl! Just a few hours with you, that's all I'd need to have you begging for more. Just sitting here fantasizing about your petite little body gets me going... Mmmm! Hit me up girl, I wanna feel you and taste your sweetness...


What happened to my ebony milf!? - m4w (Walmart tascosa rd/)

body : average height : 6'0" (182cm) status : single

age: 35

We meet at walmart on tascosa road ! You came out dancing behind your basket ! Wearing a dress, and looking so sexy!

I had to tell u so i went up to you an introduced myself ! I told you you looked sooo sexy ,and I think you were surprised because of how young I was . Jokingly,You said you were unhappily married , lol but I didn't get your number I just said we could have some fun together and that you could do anything you wanted to do to me ;) ! You are in your 40's and looking sooo perfect your dark skin and sexy body!you drive a black Tahoe or suburban (newer model) with tinted windows if I'm not mistaken.
I saw you again a burlingtons but I couldn't get your attention before you walked out the door ,With an older woman.
I'm still thinking bout you !!hope you see this !! Reply and let me satisfy you the way you deserve to be ! Your name started with a "d" and was not a normal everyday name !!


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