What are people from Amarillo posting on Craigslist Personals?  The things they have will shock you and maybe even make you laugh till you cry.  As your sitting there reading these keep this in mind, this could be your neighbor, a family member, or even worse, your husband or wife!

I went through today, just to see what is being posted up, and wow!  Talk about some creepy and desperate people!

Posted today at 11:59am as M4M (man for man): (warning, that link leads to possible NSFW material, due to sexual content and language)

Well, cum over, get naked and lay back and enjoy a nice warm rubdown followed by a nice slow h@n&j()b. Safe way to release that tension. So, all you blue and white collar workers, married and straight, hit me up. U B white clean and ddf. Put your job in the subject line and send stats. Just an older guy here. Its nice outside.

Why is he looking for married and straight men?  That looks like just an older guy that wants to wreck a marriage!  Of course if you are married and straight and still want to hit this guy up, then your in fact NOT straight and you shouldn't be married, just saying.

Posted today at 12:01pm (M4W): (warning, that link leads to possible NSFW material, due to sexual content and language)
Hello, 32m white ddf discreet and clean that wants to give a lady a licking that she won't forget. Single or married, slim or bbw, young (over 18) our old doesn't mater, just be clean and ddf.. Want to just come over and make you squirm as I eat. No reciprocation required. Put oral in subject and let me know if interested. Pics always are nice.

HAHAHAHA!  That's hilarious!  Are people really scoring by using these kinds of words in the personals?  If they are, I'll lose all faith in humanity!

Posted today at 11:54am (M4M): (warning, that link leads to possible NSFW material, due to sexual content and language)
35 Hispanic chub.. 5'7 225# stocky dude.. 6 cut.. If u can host or can meet at one of the XXX adult bookstores and want to suck my Latin cut d*&k,hmu.. I'll be willing to suck you too and lick your clean booty h*le..

Wow, just when I thought I had seen it all.

These posts are all from today and these are just a very small portion of the posts put up today in the personals!

There's losers all over Amarillo that are using Craigslist to try and hook up, and I have no idea if it's working or not!  I can only pray that it's not!

Answering a Craigslist Personals ad is basically asking to get raped and murdered!  STAY AWAY!

What are the creepiest Craigslist Personals you've ever seen?  Leave the comments below :)