Arrested

I'm not shocked that Adam Lambert and his boyfriend, Finnish reality star Sauli Koskinen were in a gay bar.  I'm shocked that these two are down to throw down in fists of fury!  Don't you mess with my man uh-uh!  Ever seen a gay guy go Chuck Norris on somebody?  Don't think it doesn't happen!

Oh yeah, you read that right!  23 year old Deangelo Rashard Marshall was sitting in the back seat of a cop car in Charelston, SC with his little brother, 20 year old Wayne Mitchell.  Deangelo knew the worst was coming, but it was going to get even worse if he didn't get the drugs out of his, ahem, butt.  So, he convinced his little brother to bite the bullet so to speak.  Mitchell ingested the dru

I'm not gonna lie, I am not a fan of Floyd Mayweather.  I know these fighters are supposed to be confident, but there's a fine line between confident and arrogant.  Floyd is definitely standing on the arrogant side of that line.  And seriously, your a pro boxer, a dangerous weapon!  And you beat up your baby momma!  Mr. Mayweather, may the devil show no mercy when you burn in hell.

Oh what, professional football players don't make enough money or something?  These guys cash in millions of dollars a year!  But as they say, the rich get richer, mo money mo problems, so on and so forth.  I guess that's why Chicago Bears receiver, Sam Hurd, tried to launch a drug distribution ring in Chicago!  That's gangster right there!  Some straight up Scarface stuff!

Well if you feel like letting that hate in your heart out, this is the perfect opportunity!  Gina Robins has committed one of the sickest acts I've ever heard of!  This b!tch put a helpless ten week old kitten in the microwave and turned it on!  Why?  It was an act of revenge on her neighbor!  Oh that makes sense, your neighbor pisses you off, so you steal her kitten and kill it!?!

Some people will never learn.  Last night Brooke Mueller, ex-wife to Charlie Sheen, found herself behind bars again.  So what was it this time?  Assault and drug possession.

Hawaii resident and 30 week pregnant mom Nicole Leszczynski lands jail time for stealing 2 chicken sandwiches and lands her and her husbands daughter in state custody over night.  For $4 worth of sandwiches from a Safeway that she says she forgot to pay for!  And this lady doesn't seem like a thief!  I know my ocular pat down of her isn't rock solid, but look at her!  A pregnant mom!

A man from Northern Ireland is behind bars for attempting to turn his own feces into gold. His brilliant idea caused almost $5,000 worth of damage to his apartment when he tried to dry out his poop on a heater.

I'm floored!  I just don't believe it!  Lindsay Lohan is an ANGEL how on earth could the ignorant people of the court system say she's screwed up again!  Oh wait, she missed a scheduled/court appointed community service assignment today?  Are you sure!?!  Well then let the demon spawn burn!

I think we all saw this coming!  Judge Stephanie Sautner didn't put up with Lindsay Lohan's excuses during her progress report today.  Setting her bail at the max of $100,000 and having Lindsay taken away in handcuffs.

Floridian Christopher Chaney, 35, was arrested in Jacksonville on Wednesday, accused of hacking into the email accounts of dozens of celebrities. While stars such as Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba, Mila Kunis, Christina Aguilera and Miley Cyrus were all allegedly victimized, Chaney’s most notorious hack is believed to have led to nude photos of actress Scarlett Johansson being leaked onto the inter

14-year-old Virginia high school student Brian Thompson thought it would be hysterical to run down the sideline during a football game dressed as a banana. We agree, kind of funny, but unfortunately the school and local police didn’t find the stunt as amusing and had the kid arrested.