Courtney Stodden has a brand new pair of boobs, so to show them off she covered her nipples with pasties, wriggled into a leather thong, threw on her best fishnet dress, and went clubbing in Hollywood. Oh, and then she made out with her mother.
Well, come on -- what would you wear to make out with your mom?
Courtney Stodden has always looked somewhat, uh, enhanced. So much so that she once took lie detector tests to prove she'd never gone under the knife before. But finally, Courtney Stodden has opted for breast augmentation -- just as Nostradamus predicted she would.
If the gruesome crucifixion of a Nazarene carpenter reminds us of anything, it's Courtney Stodden. So it only makes sense that she'd be there to help everyone celebrate Easter.
When Courtney Stodden is not imparting her wisdom to America's youth or pretending to be her own relatives, she apparently cooks.
But Paula Deen, she ain't.
Once upon a time, nubile 16-year-old Courtney Stodden was sold by her evil step-mother to a creepy old King for a publicity stunt that could spin straw into gold. And they all lived happily ever after. The end.
This is pretty much the tale that Stodden weaved for two young girls who were interviewing people at a pre-Oscars gifting suite. We don't know why any of them were there and we don't care.
Child-bride Courtney Stodden knows all about Marilyn Monroe. Specifically that she was a breathy-voiced blonde with a big rack, a habit of standing over subway grates and an involvement in a rumored government cover-up with JFK that ended in her death.
Well, okay, she probably doesn't know that last part. But as for the rest? Stodden thinks she and the screen icon are totes twinsies.
Guess who has a music video you will probably watch because you can't look away? It's Courtney Stodden! That's right, the living Barbie doll recorded some footage for her new music video because at least then viewers can put her on mute.
Sorry, Dina and Michael Lohan -- you've been one-upped.
Teen child bride Courtney Stodden and her pedophile husband Doug Hutchison were allowed back to the VH1's 'Couples Therapy' house on Wednesday, where therapist Dr. Jenn Berman took the opportunity to talk to Courtney's mother Krista.
And in case you're wondering where the little tart's crazy came from, it was clearly home-grown.
Every once in awhile Courtney Stodden scampers out from underneath the rock she lives under to post a sultry video on YouTube. We’re not complaining. It’s no secret that Courtney is a hotbed of sexual energy. Finally, she’s decided to put her sex powers to good use by promoting a vegetarian lifestyle. Truly, this gi
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