In our experience, parents generally let their small children drive when they're too drunk to drive themselves. But a father in Ohio was apparently stone cold sober when he let his 9-year-old daughter drive the family car. Can't blame alcohol for this one, dude. That dumb decision was all yours.
Last time we checked in on Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil, she had released a rap song, 'It's Tan Mom,' to which the 'Chelsea Lately' staff couldn't help but bust a move.
Now the full song is out, and it's worse than you thought.
We like to imagine that the third cop in the foreground has moved behind our stuck friend, because he is laughing too hard at him.
April 1, 2013
Haha...Really...No Really! Let's just say here's your idiot of the week. Not only does he get caught on video. But check out his Pj's. This bandit really thought he had a clean get-away at robbing this store. Aft
'Safe Haven' actress Julianne Hough and media mogul Ryan Seacrest have been an item for some time now, so it only makes sense that he'd give her some fancy jewelry. What doesn't make sense is that she'd leave it in her car like it's a rolling Tiffany display case.
But that's what she did. And now? Well, now someone else has some shiny new baubles.
We know a few things about Nicky thanks to this music video. She wants to eat pork. She likes beach drinks. She is "cute and clever" and plans to stay that way "for now and forever." Oh, and she wants to be rich.
Michael Vick has been spotted taking his pooch to PetSmart for dog training classes.
Former basketball player and 'All Star Celebrity Apprentice' participant Dennis Rodman made history as the first American to publicly meet North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un last week.
You're gonna probably want to let that sink in for a few seconds. It's okay. We'll wait.
A man broke into a Baltimore fast-food restaurant last month and ate 16 slices of pie before falling asleep and being captured, police say. Baltimore police responded to a break-in at a Popeye's chicken restaurant on Feb. 19, whereupon they found a 62-year-old man asleep on the floor of the establishme
Princess Leia herself, Carrie Fisher, was hospitalized after a "strange" performance last week aboard a cruise ship -- something her rep blames solely on Carrie's bi-polar disorder.
There is nothing funny about an overzealous pistol-packer desperately trying to impress by waving a loaded gun around. That is, until the idiot forgets how to use the safety, and shoots his own pecker into one of his tube socks. At that point, we must admit: it is a bit hilarious.
We've done some dumb things after a night of drinking -- ask us about our butterfly tattoo -- but getting stuck in a piece of furniture (as far as we can recall) isn't one of them. That's not the case for our heroine today, though: a drunk 31-year-old mother, who intentionally wedged herself in a high chair and had to be rescued by the fire department.
