Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan may finally have some work coming her way, but she's got a lot of work ahead of her in terms of staying out of the slammer.

In case you were somehow confused and thought Lindsay Lohan was psychologically sound, here's some clarification: she's a walking macadamia, and now her ex Samantha Ronson's mom is saying so publicly.

Lindsay Lohan's Tour de Fail continued today, with legal, career and personal drama. An underachiever, she is not.

The continuing courtroom antics steadily march on in Lindsay Lohan's most recent legal woes, this time in relation to her California car accident in which she still claims she wasn't driving even though she totally was. But rather than accept a plea deal that could keep her out of jail, LiLo has denied all offers of help from prosecutors -- because she's convinced she's “innocent.”

Since Lindsay Lohan doesn't get much acting work -- and following the profile piece about her time on set of 'The Canyons,' she probably won't -- she had to find some way to make cash. And according to one tabloid (and possibly her father), it's by being arm candy for rich dudes.

Remember how Lindsay Lohan swore she was staying in for New Year's Eve? Yeah, about that.

Lindsay Lohan reportedly swore up and down that she's going to stay home for New Year's Eve to start 2013 off right (and sober). But that won't stop her from partying it up with boy band the Wanted ahead of the ball dropping. Nothing will. Nothing. Not even the Atlantic Ocean.

Beacon of truth and fine upstanding citizen Lindsay Lohan is mad as Hell at the producers of 'Scary Movie 5' because she said they lied to her.

Lindsay Lohan's probation was revoked (as predicted) and a hearing has been set to see whether she'll have to go to jail . LOL JK we know that won't happen.

Lindsay Lohan must not mind being a down low chick or playing groupie, because the occasional actress joined boy band the Wanted on their tour bus to go to Boston.

We're guessing the cash flow situation for Lindsay Lohan is pretty dire, since she recently dispatched younger sister Ali to sell off her used clothing, shoes and accessories, presumably to raise money for her enormous tax bill. Alms for the poor ... alms for the poor ...

Lindsay Lohan is continuing her crusade to woo the Wanted singer Max George -- you know, the dude who ditched her when she got too drunk and then popped a psychic in the face.