This is one of those touchy-feely subjects, no pun intended. If a tattoo on the penis was the answer to erectile dysfunction, our tattoo shops would be crammed with 70 year old men getting their junk tatted up. But alas, it's not, so we actually gotta feel sorry for this guy. An Iranian man got a tattoo on his naughty part, and now it's stuck in semi-erect form. Which only adds insult to injury, it could at least be full blast!