Tiffany's is selling "Ordinary Objects" for Christmas. Yep, and there are rich people actually buying this stuff. What kind of stuff? Oh you know, things like a $350 bendy straw or a $1000 empty tin can. I have a whole recycle bin of those! I can be rich too if I just sell them. Here are some of the other things that Tiffany's is selling.

  •  A $425 silver protractor.
  • A $650 pair of ping pong paddles.
  • A $10,000 fake silver bird's nest with three blue porcelain eggs.
  • A $1,950 flask shaped like a fish.
  • A $1,500 set of 10 Lego pieces.
  • And maybe worst of all, a $9,000 ball of silver yarn.

These folks have lost their darn minds! Let's do this. In the comment section below, post a picture of something "Ordinary" you have and we here at Kiss-FM will put a ridiculous price tag on it. Who knows maybe someone rich will buy it. I wouldn't count on it but hey it's worth a shot.