Are Katie Holmes And Tome Cruise Pregnant?

The featured picture has caused an uproar.  Why?  Because you can see a little pooch there on Katie Holme's belly!  For as long as I can remember she seems to stay in pretty good shape so it's only natural to assume that she's pregnant from the picture. Well according to her rap, who claims the picture "looks doctored", she in fact does not have a bun in the oven.  Tom Cruise got nervous replying "We never have sex how can she be pregnant!  Oh wait, I mean we do it all the time, I'm so attracted to her, I like girls not boys!"