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10 Variations of Popular Candies You Probably Missed
People love candy: The average American spends $84 on and consumes about 23.9 pounds of the sweet stuff each year. With all that money and attention, you'd think it would be hard for a candy product to fail. Not true. Many candy products come and go without much notice. Here are 10 variations of popular candies that many people don't realize ever existed.
Erin Andrews & Charissa Thompson of Fox Sports 1 Are Our First Ever ‘Double Celeb Crushes’
In case you're unaware, or don't care about sports, Fox Sport 1 launched last week.
Students Find World War II Hiding Spot in Their Attic
It's every child's dream to stumble upon a hidden treasure in their very own home. Think how many hours of youth are spent knocking on hollow walls, digging in the backyard and exploring crawl spaces in the hopes of finding something, anything, of value.
Wrestling Cut from 2020 Olympics
The International Olympic Committee voted to drop wrestling from its schedule for the 2020 Games via a secret ballot during a meeting in Switzerland. Instead of eliminating the pentathlon, like many expected, the IOC decided to scrap wrestling.
Hulk Hogan is Tweeting Uncomfortable Photos of Legs Again
Last month, orange-skinned rasslin legend Hulk Hogan tweeted a sexy but awkward photo of his daughter Brooke's legs. He added only the words "Brooke's leg" giving the tweet an overall "psycho listing body parts of his victim" type vibe.
Well, the Hulkster is at it again, this time tweeting a pair of legs that would make even those with an iron-clad stomach cry like Ric Flair in
Courtney Lenz, Baltimore Ravens Cheerleader, Claims She Wasn’t Included on Super Bowl Trip Because of Weight
Courtney Lenz, a five year veteran of the Baltimore Ravens cheerleading squad, is claiming the team left her off the trip to the Super Bowl because of her "slight weight gain." Oh deer! Sorry, I meant dear. Force of habit with this squad.
Watch this College Football Player Casually Complete a 65” Box Jump
For some people, athleticism looks boring. Take Dan Sullivan for example, a 6'2, 235 pound linebacker from Monmouth University in New Jersey. He makes this 65" box jump look like he was skipping over a puddle and onto a curb as to not ruin his brand new kicks...
Watch This BMW Execute the Worst Parking Job Ever
We'll admit that parking spots are getting smaller in most parking lots but this driver is parking her BMW like she's trying to fit a submarine into a kid's pool.
Woman Rinses Off at Car Wash After Pooping Her Pants
We've been doing this blogging thing a long, long time. We go back to Blogspot pages and Geocities sites being under construction. That said, we know when it's best to write very little and just let the video do all the explaining.
We'll dummy up the words and let this woman's butt tell the entire story...
Air Jordan XI Step’n Out Jacket is a Wearable Air Ball
Are we all fine with Michael Jordan-themed clothing and sneakers long after the guy has retired? We're all fine with this idea? If we're not cool with it, we should probably say something now, so products like the Air Jordan XI Step'n Out jacket don't make it to the production line.
Watch Two Women Play Tug Of War…On Motorcycles
We're not sure which part of this video gets us more excited -- the idea of screwing around in the wide open country on motorcycles or two adorable women playing tug of war on said motorcycles. It might be a little of both.