Cassandra Rose

Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.

Donatella Versace + Janice the Muppet – Celebrity Doppelgangers

VP of the Versace Group, Donatella Versace, has gotten so much plastic surgery, hair coloring and spray-tanning that she's basically a member of the Muppets. Janice the Muppet, to be specific.

Guess the Celebrity Crib

A first-time homeowner and sassy redheaded comedienne snapped up this cozy Beverly Hills house recently to share with her web-slinging boyfriend, and they're crossing their fingers really hard that it's not full of radioactive mutant spiders.

Helen Hunt + Leelee Sobieski – Celebrity Doppelgangers

Maybe we're all wrong about this, but we thought human cloning was illegal. And if it is, then how do you explain the fact that Hollywood obviously made an exact copy of Helen Hunt and called her Leelee Sobieski? (We suppose "Helen Hunt Version 2.0" would have been too obvious.)

Vanilla Ice Loves Miley Cyrus + Thinks Justin Bieber Is Going to Be the New Version of Himself [PHOTO]

Miley Cyrus recently paid an insulting homage to one-hit partially stolen wonder Vanilla Ice, referring to Justin Bieber as the new Ice in her interview with Rolling Stone. But apparently the Ice Man didn't take things too personally if his Miley tattoo is any indication.

Kaley Cuoco + Ryan Sweeting Engaged After a Three-Month Romance

'Big Bang Theory' actress Kaley Cuoco has found her knight in shining armor in tennis player Ryan Sweeting after only three-months of dating (following a possible PR romance with Henry Cavill). The duo are engaged to be married.

Farrah Abraham’s Dad Is Really Amused By Her Upcoming Sex Toy Line [NSFW PHOTO]

In case you haven't heard the horrifying news, molds have been taken of Farrah Abraham's chest and lady parts and will be sold as sex toys in 2014. But even more terrifying, her dad thinks this is a really awesome business decision.

M.I.A. Refuses to Pay Fine For Flipping the Bird During Her Super Bowl Performance [VIDEO]

Rapper M.I.A. is refusing to pay any money to the NFL for showing off her middle-finger during her Super Bowl performance alongside Madonna last year because according to her, scantily clad faux-cheerleaders showing off their undergarments is much more offensive than what she did.

One of Rihanna’s Selfies Gets Two Men Arrested in Thailand [PHOTO]

We know that Rihanna's Instagram account is used for many things, including provocative nude photos and pictures that make us jealous we're not Rihanna, but it never had its powers used for good. Until now.

Pregnant ‘Teen Mom 3′ Star Mackenzie Douthit Breaks Her Foot [VIDEO]

As if being four months pregnant with her second child and taking care of a precocious two-year-old isn't hard enough, Mackenzie Douthit from 'Teen Mom 3' has also broken her foot. We feel like she may have entered Murphy's law territory.

Britney Spears Stabs Pepsi in the Back and Makes Money Off Coca Cola

Britney Spears has finally answered the age old question, "Coke or Pepsi?" and double-crossed her former Pepsi sponsors in the process with her stock portfolio.

Harry Styles Dubbed the ‘Least Engaging’ Celebrity on Twitter

One Direction member Harry Styles may have a whopping 16.5 million Twitter followers, but as far as being an engaging tweeter, he's failed majorly. He's been found to be the "least engaging" Twitter celebrity, according to a recent study. We know, shouldn't they be studying more important things? Like whether super intelligent sharks hold the cure to Alzheimer's? Probably.

‘Pretty Little Liar’ Ashley Benson Takes Her Golden Blonde Locks Dark [PHOTO]

We're used to seeing one fourth of the 'Pretty Little Liars' cast, Ashley Benson, with golden blonde hair, so it came as a shock when she posted this photo last night of her honey hair full of dark black streaks.