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Ricky Gervais, Rainn Wilson, Mara Wilson + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 20) celebrities got nostalgic, planned pranks, networked, speculated on characters and explained the true meaning of Thursday.
We Watched Miley Cyrus’ ‘We Can’t Stop’ Video So You Didn’t Have To [TIMELINE]
The video for Miley Cyrus' new song 'We Can't Stop' has finally dropped, and it's a veritable menagerie of the surreal -- pretty much what you'd expect for a song that talks about "dancing with molly." (Or "Miley," if you wanna take her word for it.) (You shouldn't take her word for it.)
Charlie Sheen Fired Selma Blair by Text, Called Her the C-Word, and May Be the Worst Boss Ever
Just when you think Charlie Sheen couldn't look any worse coming out of the Selma Blair 'Anger Management' debacle, his tiger blood once again delivers as new details about the spat emerge.
Chris Brown Says He Has a First Amendment Right to Make His House as Ugly as He Wants
Chris Brown is fighting back against the city of Los Angeles, which is trying to make Breezy remove the bizarre Sid and Marty Krofft creatures he spray painted onto his property that subsequently scared the hell out of all the neighborhood children (and all the grownups afraid of plummeting property values).
Paula Deen Rather Matter-of-Factly Copped to Being a Big Ol’ Racist
Last year Paula Deen was sued by the former general manager of the restaurant she owned with her brother for offenses including inflicting emotional distress with her offensive racial comments. Now, in a recorded deposition, she's pretty much admitted the latter accusations are true.
Richard Dawkins, Keith Olbermann, Billy Eichner + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 19) celebrities enriched vocabularies, twerked out, made allegations, babbled, reviewed albums and called you names.
Wyclef Jean Signed On to Produce Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album
Not only is Amanda Bynes' rap career looking more and more as if it's a real thing, Wyclef Jean has now allegedly signed on to produce the eventual album (which may or may not put William Hung to shame).
Courtney Stodden Got Some New and Utterly Unnecessary Boobs [VIDEO]
Courtney Stodden has always looked somewhat, uh, enhanced. So much so that she once took lie detector tests to prove she'd never gone under the knife before. But finally, Courtney Stodden has opted for breast augmentation -- just as Nostradamus predicted she would.
Kelly Osbourne, Chaz Ebert, Donald Trump + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 18) celebrities bloviated, gave organizational tips, forgot some things, reclaimed their names and celebrated birthdays.
Melissa Etheridge Thinks Angelina Jolie’s Double Mastectomy Was a ‘Fearful Choice’
When Angelina Jolie shocked the world and announced she had undergone a preventative double mastectomy, she was rightly hailed for bravery in the face of a difficult decision. But singer Melissa Etheridge thinks that decision wasn't brave at all, and has no qualms saying so.
Joyce Carol Oates, William Shatner, Bette Midler + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 17) celebrities lamented tobacco, praised leafy vegetables, said hello, changed their minds, became paranormal and stood on the street.
Jason Alexander, Levar Burton, Fran Drescher + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 14) celebrities fraternized, celebrated anniversaries, contemplated amphibious lawn maintenance, pondered linguistics, made theological arguments and probably also made innuendos.