Florida Orgy Breaks Out into Fisticuffs
Tina Norris and James Barfield apparently don’t know the first rule of Fight Orgy. The couple from Weeki Wachee, Florida were arrested Sunday and both (yes, both) were charged with domestic battery. This was after an unplanned swingers party went awry.
Pam Anderson Vows ‘No More Sex’
Pamela Anderson is swearing off men… until she’s done with this season on ABC’s ‘Dancing with the Stars’.
Man Sets Face on Fire to Win Bet
Sometimes you can win a bet, but lose the battle with stupidity. Such is the case with a man in Augusta, Georgia who went all ‘Ghost Rider’ to prove his point.
Guy Tricks Stranger Into Letting Him Suck Her Toes By Saying He’s From ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos’
It’s hard out there for foot enthusiasts. Well, at least it is for one man who has taken to posing as an ‘America’s Funniest Home Video’ prankster to get some action.
Woman Arrested For Falling Asleep ‘Spread Eagle’ On Front Porch
Few of us would mind if a woman — accidentally locked out onto her front porch naked — decided to take the opportunity to “get some sun” and happened to fall asleep in a “compromising” position. That is, until we learn that the narcoleptic tanning nude is a 56-year-old woman.
‘Hot or Not’ Creator is Back with New ‘Hotstagram’
Remember the countless hours you spent on Hot or Not — that completely superficial yet instantly addictive “am I good looking?” rating website? Now you can click until your hand gets numb all over again as Hotstagram hits the web.
Rubbernaked! Woman Pleasures Herself For Passing Cars
Ashley Horton got her motor running and headed out on the highway. She was lookin’ for adventure and whatever came her way. Those Steppenwolf lyrics are our clever way of telling you Ashley was caught masturbating on a Florida highway and got arrested.
Zombie Apocalypse Continues — Man Throws Skin and Intestines at Cops
There is a zombie apocalypse brewing whether we want to admit it or not. First, there was a guy eating faces and now people are throwing their insides at one another.
Obiwan Kenobi Involved in Hit-and-Run Accident
If you’re sensing a disturbance in the force, you may be picking up on Roseville, California. That’s where Obiwan Kenobi was arrested for fleeing (possibly to Tatooine) the scene of a five-car pileup.
Swan Caretaker Killed By, Yup, You Guessed It
Remember in the movie ‘Black Swan’ when Natalie Portman makes out with Mila Kunis? This story has nothing to do with that. We just wanted to think about that scene again. It’s also the only way to brighten up this awful story about a swan caretaker that was attacked by… yep, swans — and drowned.
Woman Thrown in Jail For Grinding On Groom at Wedding
Don’t you hate it when Brooke Burke gets drunk at your wedding and won’t stop slow-dancing with you? It was not THAT Brooke Burke, but a woman with the same name as the ‘Dancing with the Stars’ babe got a little too cozy with the groom at a wedding and that’s where her downward Mambo begins.