Joe Student

The Opening Ceremony of the 2012 Summer Olympics in London highlights the TV sports offerings this weekend. Here’s what else to watch this weekend in sports:

Major League Baseball announced which players will represent their respective leagues at the All-Star Game in Kansas City on July 10. Here’s what’s happening in MLB this week:

If you have been scouring the internet looking for the most inappropriate gift you can give someone, you’re in luck: the Flatulence Deodorizer is here.

Baseball, football and basketball player salaries keep rising, but a competitor outside of those popular team sports is the world’s highest paid athlete.

Unemployed? Well, that sucks. You do have options, though:

A jury acquitted Roger Clemens on all charges Monday in his federal perjury trial, deciding the seven-time Cy Young Award winner did not lie when he denied ever using performance-enhancing drugs in front of a Congressional committee in February of 2008.

The Miami Heat advanced to the NBA Finals for the second consecutive year by eliminating the Boston Celtics, 101-88, in Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals on Saturday. The Heat will play the Oklahoma City Thunder, the NBA’s Western Conference champions, in the 2012 NBA Finals, starting Tuesday night in Oklahoma City.

Harvey Nichols is a British retail store that sells only the best in fashion and beauty products. As it turns out, the sale prices on such fine goods can be so utterly astonishing that customers soil themselves at the mere suggestion of the sale ...

While certain fashion designers are offering more conservative one-piece swimsuits for women in their most recent lines, the C String bikini is covering the less-is-more market with the most ridiculous bikini we’ve ever seen.

Best known for breaking hearts as Penny on ‘The Big Bang Theory,’ Kaley Cuoco is our Crush of the Day.

ButtleOpener is a life-size replica of a woman’s panty-clothed buttocks that serves as a novelty beer bottle opener. Because, of course it is. Watch the ButtleOpener in Action: While we readily acknowledge that there is probably a woman somewhere in America who can perform this practical function with her real-life lady parts (and, no, we haven’t seen that video yet), we think that the ButtleOpen

Salem, Mass. police on Wednesday charged two men from nearby Lawrence, Mass. with stealing beer, diapers and baby formula from a Walmart.