Patrick Bateman
If Only Pizza Crust Could Be Stuffed With Hot Dogs… Oh Wait
Remember the first time you heard about stuffed crust pizza? Your still developing brain almost couldn’t handle it. No longer would the ends go to waste. Now, Pizza Hut in the UK upped the ante by stuffing their crust with hot dogs.
Google Augmented Reality Glasses Will Kill Us All
Hot off their April Fools Joke about Google 8-Bit for Nintendo comes the media giant’s announcement they’re in the process of testing augmented reality glasses that make you feel like Iron Man or the Terminator and look like Levar Burton’s character in Star Trek .
If Only PB&J Came In Vodka Form… Oh Wait
Over the past couple years, we’ve seen a proliferation of uniquely flavored liquors that have drawn the ire and criticism of party poopers who say booze companies are targeting the underage. The latest flavor will definitely be a hit with brown baggers.
Blind 15 Year Old Plays Dubstep On Piano After One Listen
They say when you lose one sense, your other senses compensate. In the case of 15 year old piano prodigy Kuha’o who has been blind since infancy, his ivory-tickling powers are unparalleled.
Alexanne Wagner – Babe of the Day
Alex is a 23 year old model and ‘motorsports junkie’ who was born and raised in Sin City.
These Picnic Pants Are Perfect For Blocking Crotch Shots
Function meets fashion with these “Pic Nic Pants” from Italian design firm Acquacalda.
China Loves Eggs Soaked In Virgin Boy Urine
We know how crazy Japan can get – there’s a whole site dedicated to their lunacy – but China’s making their case to get their very own with this story.
Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel Impersonate Jesus for Victoria’s Secret Swim Line
Victoria’s Secret Angels Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel were poolside at a hotel in Beverly Hills to promote the company’s new swimwear collection.
‘Octomom’ Nadya Suleman Poses Naked To Pay Rent
Back when Nadya Suleman gave birth to 8 kids at once, she received offers to pose naked and to do porn. At the time, she declined, but now that she’s days away from being homeless, she decided to bear all for European magazine “Closer“.
Georgia Is For Suckers When It Comes To Mega Millions
The Mega Millions jackpot recently hit an estimated $500+ million causing even the unluckiest of downtrodden Debbie Downers to pick up a ticket or two in the hopes of striking it rich.
Kentucky Wildcats Fan Offers Wife For Final Four Tickets
The joke goes, “take my wife… PLEASE” but this Craigslist posting from a die-hard Kentucky Wildcats fan who describes himself as a pimp is no joke.
Try This Shot If You Don’t Want Kids For A Decade
Birth control blows. Condoms might break, pills are forgotten, hormone therapy messes with your mood. Luckily, there’s a new development in baby prevention that’s simple, effective, inexpensive and has ZERO side effects.