Last Thursday, Nick Cannon told Piers Morgan (CNN) that he and Mariah Carey were visited by child protective services because someone told them that Mariah was drinking while breast feeding their new twins.  She wasn’t, she did nothing wrong, and it looks like it would've been open and shut until Nick opened his big mouth!  From What Would Tyler Durdon Do:

“It all started when a nurse suggested to my wife that if you drink Guinness, the dark beer, the yeast improves breastfeeding … I don’t know if someone heard that, but then they were saying my wife was drinking beer. People will do anything to try to conjure up a story.
“Then when I spoke to the person from Child Protection Services, [they said], ‘This is ridiculous, we’re going to make sure this isn’t the case.’ To even have to deal with that, my wife in the state that she’s in, we’re in the hospital, to even have to think about someone possibly wanting to investigate your children … it’s sad at the end of the day.”

“The case will probably remain open for the next week, out abundance of caution,” a source tells Radar.
“There has been absolutely no findings that either Mariah or Nick were doing anything illegal, or that could place the twins in danger.
“Unfortunately Nick was extremely angry when DCFS officials attempted to interview Mariah, which just escalated the situation. His anger didn’t help the situation.
“Under California law, anytime there is any allegation made involving the welfare and safety of a child, DCFS is required to investigate. Mariah was extremely cooperative with DCFS and answered all the questions.”

So what do we learn from all this?  Keep your mouth shut!  Don't go yelling at people and you won't find yourself in a bind like this.  Can I get a JEEYUH?

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