Sheryl Crow In A Bikini! Warning, Only Look If You Have A Strong Stomach! [Photos]

So I was doing my typical Monday scatter over the world wide web and see whats been happening routine when I found these pictures of Sheryl Crow and got a little scared like it was the boogie man or something!  I think tons of men, and women, have found her to be very appealing to the eyes, but that ends today.  I hate to tear down one of my childhood crushes, but Sheryl Crow kind of has and old man shaped body (and face) now.

She was out to Soak Up The Sun at the beach in Maui with her son last Friday when these pictures were captured.

Sheryl Crow somehow pulled a jedi mind trick on the photographers I think because my good friend over at WWTDD.com blogged this.

Sheryl Crow, who is 50, spent the morning on the beach in Maui with her son Levi, and according to the photo agency, “Crow looked stunning in a two-piece bikini.”

Foolishly, I called their bluff and opened the pictures.

So I opened the pictures myself to see how hot she was looking at 50 and immediately regretted it.  I thought I accidentally clicked on an episode of Cops or something because it just don't look right (as you can see in the picture above).

If your brave, take this link to view the whole gallery.  Warning, it's graphic.  Not like NSFW graphic, but more like "wait 30 minutes after eating", eh whatever you'll see when you open it.