SHOCKING NEWS! Lindsay Lohan Has Already Screwed Up Since Being Arrested Yesterday!

I'm floored!  I just don't believe it!  Lindsay Lohan is an ANGEL how on earth could the ignorant people of the court system say she's screwed up again!  Oh wait, she missed a scheduled/court appointed community service assignment today?  Are you sure!?!  Well then let the demon spawn burn! 

Okay here's the deal, less than 24 hours ago Lindsay Lohan was in court and had her probation revoked because she was far to busy being a "star" to even consider doing her court appointed community service and was being more of a brat then anything.  Before she was escorted off in handcuffs, the judge made it clear to her that she is to complete a minimum of 32 hours of community service at LA County morgue by her hearing in 2 weeks.

Did she do what she was supposed to do?  Did you even for a second ponder that question!?!  HELL NO SHE DIDN'T! (TMZ)

Sources at the morgue tell TMZ Lindsay was scheduled to be at the morgue at 8 AM.  At 7:40, Lindsay’s assistant called to say they were 10 minutes away.  By 8:20, she was still a no-show.
So officials at the Coroner’s Office have decided if Lindsay eventually shows up they will turn her away.
And it gets way worse for Lindsay.  We’re told the Coroner’s Office will notify Probation’s Volunteer Center — which monitors her probation — that Lindsay screwed up again, and the judge will then be notified.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!  The LA County Sheriff told Good Day LA this morning that, despite the over crowding issues that has led to her early release every time in the past, he will find room in his jail for next time and he thinks she should go in for at least 60 days.

Further more why does Lindsay have an assistant?  What does her assistant do!?!  Drug runs?  Hit her with adrenaline shots when she overdoses?  Please oh please explain to me what she needs an assistant for!  Is she doing porn and I didn't know it?  SHE'S NOT WORKING I'M TRYING TO SAY THAT!  WHY DO YOU NEED AN ASSISTANT!?!  HOW ARE YOU PAYING THEM!?!

I think she should just hook up with Soulja Boy!  These 2 are like a match made in stupid-ville!

On a side note, I was browsing Break.com earlier and found this hilarious picture gallery of Lindsay called "The Rise & Fall Of Lindsay Lohan" and it's pretty funny!  Check it out if your bored.