drunk

Even teachers are nervous on the first day of school, although they don't usually cope with the butterflies in their stomachs the way this one did.

  This is hysterically funny! I don't know whats funnier the joke or his drunk wife telling it. This is "Nacho" average joke but pretty Cheesy...LOL!

Of all the dumb reasons to call 911 – and there have been plenty – this may be the dumbest.

In Columbia SC, a drunken sheriff deputy was recorded in an altercation with a female soldier at a Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant.

Dennis Lalime is going to have a tough time showing his (unmade-up face) around town.

We’ve all seen wacky ads on Craiglist, but this one may take the cake.

Real Housewives star and the thorn in LeAnn Rimes' side, Brandi Glanville, got utterly blotto last night (July 8) and stumbled from bar to bar in West Hollywood before heading back to her hotel and showing off her assets. Literally.

Some pretty stupid (and wildly entertaining) stuff can go down when alcohol is involved, like going on an airport joyride while wasted. It's not the smartest thing to do, but it happens. There's also the embarrassing drunk scenarios, like the one with this dude from Florida.

Not that we're speaking from experience, but everyone's done something stupid when they've had a few too many to drink. We're talking about driving drunk while dressed as a zombie kind of dumb. Here's a less dangerous example -- getting stuck between two buildings.

It is completely understandable for someone to be so tired they slur their words.  In fact, I'm sure a lot of the reporters covering the election were tired, but was Diane Sawyer tired or drunk?

Wes Scantlin, AKA the singer for Puddle of Mudd, was arrested at an Austin, TX airport for allegedly "becoming drunkenly combative with a flight attendant" according to TMZ.

They should’ve known when they asked Patricia ‘Tan Mom’ Krentcil to do a show called “Hot Mess” that things were going to get crazy. Krencil clearly took the name of the show to heart, and got kicked out of her own roast for being so drunk that she couldn’t even sit through a drag queen variety show.