drunk

We’ve all been pretty certain for quite some time that Tom Hanks is awesome. We can now, beyond a shadow of a doubt, assert that claim.

If there was audio for the video footage (available here) of Ryan Lochte and Prince Harry racing against each other in a Las Vegas pool, it would probably just be, “Jeah, brah! Let’s, like, totally race right now!” followed by a bunch of splashing and bro-chortles. But, alas we can only imagine what was actually said at 3am Monday morning (also known as “Party O’Clock” to people who don’t have to

There is rarely anything good that can come from a long night of mad science mixed with a half-naked booze hound, a couple of drunken monkeys and a late shift as a lab technician. Eh, maybe we’re just jealous.

Picture this scenario: you are in grade school, having lunch in the cafeteria, and all of a sudden someone yells out “food fight!”

Aaron Stefanski, a 29 year old Indiana man, was arrested for DUI and for strapping 4 children to the hood of his car as they drove for more than three blocks.

Everyone has walked up to their car door and felt their stomach sink as they realize that the keys are locked inside. Thanks to a little too much whiskey, this guy has a solution that most of us would never try. I have never seen such success in a FAIL in my life.

Looks like it was both a great and a rough weekend in London for Katy Perry. After the ‘Wide Awake’ singer was spotted with reported rekindled flame Robert Ackroyd, she planned to catch up with her buddy Justin Bieber across the pond. But she got so drunk that she allegedly fell over in a nightclub and needed to be carried out. NSFW photos of Perry, flashing a bit of a fleshy butt cheek, have surf

Stories about drunk drivers doing stupid things are pretty standard fare but in this case we got ourselves, what our MeeMaw would refer to as, a real humdinger.

A story like this only comes around maybe once in a lifetime. Picture a “ferry” filled to the brim with college kids getting absolutely hammered then stripping down to their birthday suits and just wreaking havoc.

Big props to this poor boy in Canada for belting out one of the most elaborate songs ever written while intoxicated and on his way to the clink.

Everyone knows calling 911 is for emergencies only – however, not everyone may see eye to eye when it comes to what constitutes an emergency. Such is the case of a central Florida man who used the digits to report his wife for not letting check his Facebook in peace, even after feeding her beers.

We have all been there, drink a little to much and wake up the next day with vague memories of the night before.  But have you ever caught yourself Donald Ducking?  Jonah Hill has.