vagina

I can't imagine a cop going, "stop that vagina, it's armed and dangerous", then proceeding to spray a woman right in the no-no with mace!  This is a 10 on the WTF-ometer!  Yet, New Mexico resident, Marlene Tapia, claims that's exactly what happened to her.  Well, not exactly what I said, but being maced in the vagina pretty much sums it up.  I realize police are given an amount of leeway

In another case of "Really? Someone actually did that?", a woman from North Dakota was discovered bleeding from her vagina after a car accident, but not because of the crash. The glass meth pipe she stuck in there had broken.

Oh how I wish I was just making this up to give you some laughs today, but alas, I am just not that creative.  I couldn't fake this story if I had to!  MSN made a fantastic find on Walgreens website about a new item being carried by the drug-store.  I like shopping at Walgreens, I can pretty much get anything there, from a 12 pack of cokes to a quick bite to eat to fake vaginas.  Walgreens must be