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How To Lose an Amarillo Guy in 10 Days

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Most of us ladies have seen, “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” and I’ll admit I’m guilty of a few on that list. I wanted to have a little fun with it and see what would make an Amarillo guy throw in the towel.

Here are a few things that could make or break a relationship here in Amarillo.


Tell him you hate Whataburger



I have never met a human who hates Whataburger. But I’m sure they’re out there. They don’t have diet air, but the burgers are good :)

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You complain about the “Smell of Money”



The smell comes with the territory, at least the smell doesn’t soak into our clothes.

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You hate BBQ.



BBQ is the perfect date.

A: You get BBQ.
B: You get BBQ and a hot date.




You air your drama on Social Media



Don’t give your arguments an audience. You don’t go to your local supermarket and ask shoppers if you think he should put the toilet seat down.

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You tell him The Blvd is the worst place for food.



Ummm… First of which Taco Trucks. Plus he’ll touch your butt too!



You’re a longhorns fan.



Head south for that kind of nonsense, find you a Longhorns fan there.

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You’re unwilling to get dirty



We can’t be pretty all the time. Letting him know you’re down for anything is everlasting in a relationship.

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You hate the Dallas Cowboys.



It’s Texas, it’s part of the citizenship to live in the Lonestar state. Even if you don’t like football have an appreciation for it.

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You think Lubbock is better than Amarillo



Pick your territory.

Satellite Image of Amarillo, Texas
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You talk about your Ex.



UGH!!! Nobody gives a crap about your ex or what he did in that past relationship. Be in the now, when you focus on the flaws you’ll see yourself single real quick.


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