An Actual Bigfoot Has Been Captured! [POLL]

For some Bigfoot is not real, for others we just haven't found it yet.  Well after years of searching and trying to find any evidence of Bigfoot's existence, an actual live Bigfoot may have been captured.

I know what you're thinking, "if they found Bigfoot, where are the pictures?"  Well according to the Mid-America Bigfoot Research Center (MABRC), the evidence is soon to be released.

MABRC has stated that a group called Quantra claims to have caught a real live Bigfoot. They supposedly sedated the animal and moved it an examination area, 12 miles from the undisclosed capture location.

No details about the height, weight, gender or hair color have been released.  No pictures for that matter, but MABRC is optimistic that a press release will be issued once the examination is complete.

So many questions arise.  Why is this the first time Bigfoot has been found if many people look for them year after year?  Why are all pictures and video up to this point always blurry?  If an actual Bigfoot is captured will more people going hunting for them, leaving them in danger?

Regardless of the stories, I'm sure the evidence will magically disappear and it will end up being a "hoax."