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Al Roker, Jenna Fischer, Andy Cohen + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 6) celebrities recovered from trauma, aired laundry, tempted death, reached ceasefires and tweeted without hands.
After Paparazzi Photos of Kim Kardashian Get Ugly, She Gets Ugly with the Paparazzi
Professional attentionista Kim Kardashian likes to have her picture taken so much, she calls paparazzi and lets them know where she is. But today she suddenly soured on photogs, claiming that they threatened both her and the little gestating Khristy.
Dina Lohan Drank a Whole Bunch, Pledged Some Money to Charity – And Stiffed Everyone [VIDEO]
It's difficult to tally all the accounts floating about of Dina Lohan not paying for things, so what difference does one more make?
Deepak Chopra, Kesha, Fairuza Balk + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 5) celebrities decided to move, rocked out with cats, kept tweeting, supported each other and fought bullies.
Bobbi Kristina Brown Leaves a Decidedly Unladylike Note After Being Evicted [PHOTO]
Last time we heard from Bobbi Kristina Brown, she was authoring some completely unintelligible tweets. Now she's been kicked out of her apartment -- but not without leaving her neighbors a poison pen letter first.
John Travolta Is Crashing Weddings Now [PHOTOS]
Seems John Travolta can't get enough early summer lovin,' because the actor made a surprise appearance at a Georgia couple's wedding after a chance meeting with the duo the night before.
Jason Biggs, Ashley Tisdale, Justin Bieber + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 4) celebrities gave orders, spoke the obvious, still sucked at grammar, wanted to talk and loved '90s music.
Farrah Abraham Was Largely Ignored at a Porn Convention [VIDEOS]
Farrah Abraham showed up to Exxxotica 2013 in Fort Lauderdale this weekend to hawk signed copies of that video where she let James Deen pick the lock on her backdoor, and she was largely left alone.
Rob Thomas, Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson, Denise Richards + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (June 3) celebrities were hot, rocked out, dissed Northwest omelets, got egotistical and analyzed reality television.
It’s a Girl for Kim Kardashian + Kanye West
Get ready to welcome Khristetta into the world, because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially expecting a daughter this July.
Jenna Jameson Calls Ex-Boyfriend Tito Ortiz a Lady-Beating Addict
Since breaking up last year, reigning porn queen Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz's relationship has been anything but amicable. Now Jenna's escalating, claiming Tito beat her and routinely abused drugs.
Justin Bieber Once Again Accused of Being Someone’s Baby Daddy
Remember when Mariah Yeater claimed she was impregnated by Justin Bieber during a magical backstage tryst before she was proven a trashy little gold digger and faded into obscurity?
Get ready for that to happen again.