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Ricky Gervais Picked a Twitter Fight With Katy Perry, Rihanna, Beyonce … and God
Funnyman Ricky Gervais -- who has made no secret of his atheism -- recently took to his Twitter feed in the wake of the devastating tornado in Oklahoma to call out some fellow celebs that he felt should've been more tangible with their sympathy.
Lindsay Lohan Sued by Clothing Company for Having a Lousy Reputation
Did you know Lindsay Lohan had a clothing line? No? Well, that's part of the problem. Neither did anyone else.
A debacle led Linds to file a $1 million suit against D.N.A.M. Apparel Industries, which manufactured the line. But the company is counter-suing, saying her "drug-addled" image cost them $5 million.
Jewel, Kevin Bacon, Milla Jovovich + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 21) celebrities reacted to the devastating tornado that ripped through Oklahoma, and rallied everyone who's able to help with the recovery.
Tan Mom’s New Music Video Penetrates Your Ears Like UV Rays [VIDEO]
Last time we checked in on Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil, she had released a rap song, 'It's Tan Mom,' to which the 'Chelsea Lately' staff couldn't help but bust a move.
Now the full song is out, and it's worse than you thought.
Skylar Astin, Britney Spears, Donald Faison + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 16) celebrities experienced continued dental woes, craved breakfast, drew blanks, celebrated anniversaries, rah-rah'd and went bug-eyed.
Emma Watson, Mr. T, Lena Dunham + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 15) celebrities played stylist, craved sweets, communicated with fans, did chores and (sort of) showed their anglophobia.
Jeff Daniels, Lena Headey, Russell Crowe + More in Celebrity Tweets of the Day
Today (May 14) celebrities didn't just laud Angelina Jolie -- they also celebrated anniversaries, lamented the state of television, discussed tattoos, live-tweeted shows and dropped hints about future projects.
Reporter Congratulates Matthew Perry On His Show Being Cancelled [VIDEO]
Matthew Perry attended a Los Angeles Kings hockey game (as usual) on Friday, May 10 -- hours after NBC announced the cancellation of his show 'Go On' -- when an ill-informed broadcaster decided to congratulate him.
Vin Diesel Says He Put Facebook on the Map + Mark Zuckerberg Owes Him ‘Billions Of Dollars’
When he's not blowing things up on screen or making that signature Vin Diesel face, Vin Diesel likes being online. So much so that he thinks that social networking behemoth Facebook owes him big-time.
Gwyneth Paltrow Gave a Drunk Interview in Which She Toasted Hairless Ladybits
Gwyneth Paltrow, hot off her 'Iron Man 3' performance, has been granting interviews left and right with the hoi polloi to prove she's just like you and me.
It was no different when she sat down with Australia's 'The Kyle and Jackie O Show.'
So Kanye West Walked Into a Pole and Then Cussed Out a Photographer [NSFW VIDEO]
Every once in a while, something happens that reminds you how serendipitous the universe can be. Case in point? Kanye West walking headfirst into a pole.
Lindsay Lohan Plotting an Escape After Betty Ford Cuts Off Her Adderall
After bouncing around from treatment center to treatment center, Lindsay Lohan finally settled on the apparent utopia of the Betty Ford clinic, where she could chain-smoke during her 90-day stay and take uppers on the reg.
But now Nurse Ratched (or the clinic's docs) have decided to strip Linds of the one thing that allows her to kinda sorta keep it together -- Adderall -- sending her into fight-o