Drew Weisholtz
14 Outrageous Thoughts Running Through This ‘Peeping Santa’s’ Head
Jolly Old Saint Nick isn’t always so jolly. To wit, look at the wannabe Kris Kringle in this photo we found in the archives from a Miami Dolphins game back in 2002.
11 Thoughts Bradley Cooper Had When Named People’s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’
Bradley Cooper has been named PEOPLE Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. He says that the first thing he thought upon winning the honor was, “My mother is going to be so happy.” Sure, that’s what he says, but when you’ve been told you’re the hottest of the hot, there are other things that race through your mind, first.
Thanks to our Columbo-like detective work, we’ve actually uncovered the first 11 thou
10 Reasons Serial Cheater Jesse James Is a Great Catch
Kat Von D claims ex-fiancé Jesse James cheated on her with 19 women. James, of course, cemented his reputation as a cad after details of his serial philandering while married to ex-wife Sandra Bullock came out. While the entire world knows James will stray like a lost cat, we think the ‘Monster Garage’ host is an ideal match for any single woman looking for Mr. Right. Here’s why:
14 Jokes Inspired By Donald Trump’s Feud with Jon Stewart
Donald Trump is again feuding, this time with ‘Daily Show’ host Jon Stewart. He claims Stewart has gotten away with a “racist rant” after he made jokes about Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain.
Some people collect stamps, some collect coins. Trump collects enemies. The real estate mogul counts Rosie O’Donnell, Martha Stewart, Jerry Seinfeld, Marc Cuban, Bill Cosby, President Obama, Robe
12 Jokes About Jessica Simpson Being Pregnant
After weeks of speculation, Jessica Simpson has announced she is pregnant. It’ll be the first child for the singer/actress/designer/former reality star and her fiancé, former pro football player Eric Johnson. In lieu of sending them a gift to help them decorate their nursery, we decided to give them the gift of laughter.
Here are 12 jokes about Jessica being pregnant:
10 Jokes About Ashton Kutcher Cheating on Demi Moore
Rumors continue to swirl that Ashton Kutcher’s marriage to Demi Moore is in trouble amidst tabloid reports he cheated on her. It’s a saga that is keeping the tabloids busy and taking the focus off other important issues in Hollywood, like when will Jennifer Aniston get pregnant, already? Seriously, the suspense is killing us.
College Football Top 25 Weekend Recap
The college football season is underway. Week one was mostly a humdrum affair, with Notre Dame and TCU suffering the biggest upsets among ranked teams. Here’s a complete look at how the top 25 did:
#1 Oklahoma 47, Tulsa 14
Junior walk-on RB Dominique Whaley rushed for 131 yards and four touchdowns in the top-ranked Sooners’ season opener. Any
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Brandy Looking for Career Comeback with Reality Series, ‘On My Own’ [VIDEO]
Brandy wants you to know she’s still here.
The singer is on the comeback trail, courtesy of a new reality series chronicling her attempts at getting her career back on track.
Listen to Drake’s New Single, ‘Headlines,’ The First Single from ‘Take Care’ Album [AUDIO]
Drake is back!
On his blog, the Canadian rapper has unleashed his new single ‘Headlines,’ which will be featured on his new CD, ‘Take Care.’
LA Laker Ron Artest Tries Stand-Up Comedy to Keep Busy During NBA Lockout [VIDEO]
Los Angeles Lakers star Ron Artest may be thinking about life after hoops — the 6’7″ forward performed a stand-up act last week at Caroline’s comedy club in New York City.
What Does Beyonce Hate Most About Herself? (Hint – It’s a Body Part)
Most people would be hard-pressed to find a flaw with Beyonce’s body.
But not Beyonce.
Charlie Sheen Reveals Steroid Use While Shooting ‘Major League’
Long before he dabbled in tiger’s blood, Charlie Sheen was taking substances that would be embraced by a generation of baseball stars.
The former ‘Two and a Half Men’ star has admitted he took steroids while shooting ‘Major League.’