Jo Pincushion
11 Productive Things to Do Instead of Watching ‘Jersey Shore’
We know lots of people are ecstatic ‘Jersey Shore’ will be coming to a close. That means one less reality show clogging up the airwaves. After this upcoming sixth season, America will say goodbye to their favorite guidos and guidettes.
We’re Insanely Jealous of This Homemade Batpod
Apparently, the cool thing to do in Vietnam is make homemade Batpods. We’re not complaining–because this video is the ultimate geeky eye candy.
Weather Girl Straight Up Denies Anchorman’s Offer to ‘Canoodle’
This local CTV anchorman tried to put the moves on the station’s cute weather girl, and she quickly (and publicly) shot him down. After attempting to make a witty comment following a segment with the word “canoodling” the anchorman suggested that he and the hot meteorologist do some canoodling of their own later.
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Chinese Man Builds Himself Awesome Bionic Hands
A Chinese man who lost both of his hands eight years ago after a homemade bomb exploded, has built himself a new pair of hands. Yes, he built himself a pair of bionic hands. We know what you’re thinking….how did he even start without any hands in the first place?
10 Surprising Reasons Why Being a Kid Is Much Better Than Being an Adult — The Funnies
When you were a kid all you wanted was to grow up and do all of the things your mother would never allow. Adulthood seemed like a magical get out of jail free card that you just couldn’t wait to acquire.
Ragu Believes Pasta Sauce Will Help You Cope With Catching Your Parents Humping
A good psychologist can bring out some of your most suppressed and traumatic childhood memories. We tip our hats to Ragu for saving us thousands of dollars in therapy sessions by doing it with just one commercial.
11 Signs You’re Burned Out on the Olympics — The Funnies
The Olympics are a great way to celebrate friendly competition. You’ve watched every event and DVR’d the ones you’ve missed. Your Olympic fever isn’t going away any time soon, right?
Boy Gets Fish Stuck in Throat For 14 Hours
Every once in awhile we stumble upon a story that make us go “Whaaaaaaaat?” This is one of those stories. We’ll do it again, since you missed it…”Whaaaaaaaaat?”
‘The Avengers’ Themed Cocktails Will Get Girls to Assemble at Your Place
Just in time for Memorial Day weekend, we found some awesome cocktail recipes that will get you guys super wasted. That’s right, we’re talking about Avengers themed cocktails.
Laser Pops Balloons Domino-Style
This is one of the coolest things we’ve seen all week.
Want To See Rihanna Visiting a Strip Club?
With all of her time spent in the public eye, Rihanna is expected to be a role model. Because, you know, someone that sings a song like ‘Rude Boy’ should teach little girls how to act.
Beyonce Named ‘2012 World’s Most Beautiful Woman’
Beyoncé, perhaps you’ve heard of her, has been dubbed “World’s Most Beautiful Woman” by People Magazine.