John "J-Mart" Martin is a self-proclaimed geek, an adult LEGO aficionado, has mediocre musical abilities, is a Vault Hunter and is also currently trying to amass a collection of tabletop games and Magic: The Gathering cards. He's been writing most of his young life but first cut his video game writing teeth at Warp Zoned. Now he's rocking with the rolls at Arcade Sushi and wishes that he could view real life through a Retina display.
John Llewellyn Martin
Vanilla Ice Resurrects “Go Ninja, Go” for Mac & Cheese
It's been years since the magical words "go ninja, go" have been uttered, but Vanilla Ice has given them new life in a Kraft Macaroni and Cheese commercial.
Behold the World’s Fastest Jet Powered Truck
Ladies and gentlemen, meet Shockwave, the world's fastest jet-powered truck.
Goats Balancing on Steel Ribbon will Mesmerize You
So these goats balancing on a flexible steel ribbon is a thing.
Jimmy Fallon and Will Smith Show Us the Evolution of Hip Hop Dancing
One of Jimmy Fallon's first big moments on The Tonight Show was a performance called "Evolution of Hip-Hop Dancing," with the Fresh Prince himself, Will Smith.
Watch Real People Participate in a Fake Torch Run
It's the middle of the day in Manhattan and a runner, all clad in white and holding a torch comes up to you, urging you to finish her run because she's injured. What do you do.
Fall in Love with the 7 Greatest Sports Marriage Proposals
Valentine's Day might be over, but the love is still overflowing. Watch this video featuring seven of the best sports marriage proposals ever.
You Won’t Guess What’s Freaking All of These People Out
When we see something frightening headed towards us, one of the most obvious involuntary actions is to pull a stupid face. But why are all of these people so scared?
Captain Price to Appear in Call of Duty: Ghosts
Hold on to your ghillie suits, because our beloved Captain Price will be making his return to the series in Call of Duty: Ghosts -- kinda.
Why Do These Drive Thru Workers Think They’re Hearing Voices?
A magician decides to get food at a fast food drive-thru, but all of the workers think they're hearing voices -- or are they?
You’ll Never Guess What Happened to Johnny Quinn Again
Just days after he got stuck in a bathroom and had to hulk his way out, US bobsledder Johnny Quinn has suffered another unfortunate turn of events at Sochi 2014.
Watching This Giant Panda Playing in the Snow Will Melt Your Heart
This winter's been pelting us with so much snow that most of us have gotten sick of the powder. But others, like Da Mao the giant panda at the Toronto Zoo, are loving all of the snow days.
What This Squirrel Tried to Do Had Us Cracking Up
Squirrels seem like they'd make awesome pets. They're cute, they're energetic and, sometimes, they do something hilarious, like what this squirrel attempts in this video.