Justin Massoud

Have you ever wanted to watch ‘Rowdy’ Roddy Piper, ‘Hacksaw’ Jim Duggan, ‘Mean’ Gene Oakerlund and other 80s wrestling greats awkwardly strut their stuff during a Zumba class? Of course you haven’t, but chances are, you’ll want to watch them do it anyway.

Jazz FM listeners who normally tune in for smooth sounds instead heard some rough stuff when a UK station’s ‘Funky Sensation’ program played the full audio from a pornographic movie over the airwaves this weekend.

It’s no longer taboo for video games to feature sexual intercourse but that doesn’t mean developers have successfully crossed that particular uncanny valley. Sex in most modern games is still either an awkward affair where the player taps buttons to direct an unfolding scene, or something only alluded to by a fade to black – like some Hays Code-era noir flick.

Dozens of men and women donned Santa garb on a blistery cold New York City weekend, jumped into sleighs (i.e. taxi cabs) and headed toward naughty places to drink, drank and drunk. Their holiday-spirited peers in San Francisco also did all of the above, except naked. All in the name of a world record.

Gunnar, makers of top-of-the-line protective eyewear for gamers says its latest ‘Call of Duty’-inspired glasses improve performance and lessens eyestrain during marathon play sessions. I’ll have to take their word for it because Activision never sent an advanced copy of ‘Modern Warfare 3‘ even after all my adorable begging.