Mike Adams is a literary slop zombie; a mutt breed of surrealism and violence; a man who likes his metal heavy and his rock southern. In May of 2007, he boldly published a book of maniacal short stories entitled ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: Redneck Tales from the Armpit of America’ - selling more than 10,000 copies worldwide. However, in 2010, he released ‘Toilet Bowl Soup: The Holy Sh*t’, which sold about 100 copies - if you count close friends, relatives and other people who felt sorry for him. Mike Adams also co-stars in the films ‘Watch Out’, ‘Phone Sex’, ‘Wamego: Ultimatum’, and ‘Trust Me’. He has also contributed music to the movie “It Came from Trafalgar” starring Hank Williams III and Gunnar Hansen from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Mike Adams currently resides in Southern Indiana where he writes for a number of Townsquare Media websites, HIGH TIMES, Playboy's The Smoking Jacket, and Hustler magazine.
Americans Would Rather Deal with the Agony of Doing Taxes Than Make Healthy Food Choices
Which do you think is easier -- doing your own taxes or trying to figure out how to make healthy sections in your diet?
Famous Musician Mug Shots
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Watch This Acoustic Shred of Slayer’s ‘Season in the Abyss’
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The United States Wants to Ban Boozehounds From UN Budget Meetings
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New Gross Research Reveals Alligators Have a Permanent Woody
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Security Guard Accidentally Shoots off His Own Wiener
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