Channing Tatum Is A Very Pretty Dude, Named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive
I kissed a dude and I liked it, the taste of his manly chapped lips! Well maybe I didn't, but Channing Tatum sure does have a purdy mouth! People Magazine just named him the Sexiest Man Alive! They should have named him Prettiest Man Alive because he kind of looks like a girl.
Okay, maybe I'm a jealous douche bag because I've never been named sexiest anything alive ever in my life. I just wonder how a guy that always looks like he's confused and pouting can be named sexiest man alive. Do women really find that attractive? Because I can look dumbfounded and pout all day long baby girl!
"My first thought was, 'Y'all are messing with me,'" says Tatum, who married actress Jenna Dewan-Tatum in 2009. "I told Jenna after we'd been in the bathtub washing our dogs because they'd gotten skunked."
Says the actor: "She was like, 'What?'"
"Yeah, she calls me [the Sexiest Man Alive] now," he adds. And who can blame her?
That's funny, even his wife seemed kind of shocked that he was given this title.
I'm done being a hater now, congratulations to Channing Tatum on having the good looks to grace the pages of People as the sexiest man alive!