Much like other celebrities that are famous for nothing, Paris Hilton is always trying to stay relevant.  She began her career with a sex tape and now that nobody cares, she is trying to pull off djing.

It has been a long time since we last heard anything about Paris Hilton, and she wants that to change.  She has found herself in a position where she is no longer relevant and tried to come up with something to push her into the spotlight.

So what did she do?  She decided she was going to call herself a DJ.  She made her debut in São Paulo, Brazil.

Now Djing, in my opinion, takes skill.  Anyone can get in front of a crowd and play music off a computer and call themselves DJs, but it takes heart and dedication to be a real DJ.

I can only imagine the horrid sounds coming out of her mixers.  I guess the Mayan prophecy is correct-the world is coming to an end.  I would rather jam pencil erasers into my ears then to hear her try to Dj anything.

What do you think?  Would you hire Paris Hilton to DJ your next party?

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