Is Nokia Making Vibrating Tattoos?

Shut up and take all my money!  I fancy myself an ink-man, as I have 18 tattoos, but this takes everything I know about tattoos and throws it out the window of a speeding van going 100mph down the highway!  Nokia, yeah the cell phone company, issued a patent for vibrating tattoos.  You know that saying "my cell phone is just a leash", well this takes that saying to an entirely new level!

What Nokia is trying to patent is a material that can actually be attached to your skin, inked in just like a normal tattoo is, but it will vibrate when you get a text or incoming call.

And now. WTF!

WTF are they thinking?  Who the hell wants that?

Imagine your in a blissful dream, maybe its a dream where you are flying, enjoying the scenery, deep in your sleep.  Then all of the sudden your wrist starts going bat-sh!t crazy, vibrating, yanking you out of that beautiful dream and into reality, all because your getting a phone call or text.

Thanks, but no thanks!

I turn my freaking ringer off so I can avoid phone calls and I'll be damned if I'm going to let someone attach some material to my skin that lets my cell phone interrupt every single minute of my life!

Further more, what if it's like some secret mind control thing?  This is just speculation of course, but once you get a cell phone company under your skin, there's no getting rid of it.  You know how they say "a tattoo is for life", why would this be any different?  It's like a lifetime contract with a cell phone company!

The saying "tramp stamp" would be a thing of the past, it would now be called "track stamp".

Am I really going to far off here?  We all thought our information was safe on our smart-phones, up until we all learned about Carrier IQ.  How would this be any different?  It would just be another way for a cell phone company to keep track of your every move and maybe even every thought or action!

HELL NO!

But if your saying HELL YES, then check out this link to Yahoo News where you can get the full story on the patent request from Nokia.

After that, go get psychiatric help, because you are way to attached to your cell phone if your actually considering getting one of these tattoos.