It can get lonely in Amarillo if you are a mature single. In a city with a population of two hundred thousand, it can seem impossible to find the person who is just right for you. But thankfully in this day and age, we have technology to aid us in our existential loneliness.

After doing a little scrolling on Youtube I came across an "educational" video, which is titled "How To Find Mature Singles In Amarillo" on the Youtube channel ssshelper.

The video is from 2009 so you can assume that it may be a bit outdated, but it still is an entertaining watch. It starts by answering some very basic questions like "Can I find mature singles in Amarillo as a Hispanic" or "Where can I find mature singles in Amarillo."

The video is honestly pretty short and straight to the point, offering some "invaluable" wisdom throughout its runtime. If I had to sum up the message of the video, it would be that there are indeed mature singles in Amarillo.

The video ends with a promotion for a questionable website by the name of www.MatureSinglesInAmarillo which could also be found in the description of the video. This link, of course, set off every alarm in my head for sketchy websites that could contain potential internet viruses.

In all seriousness, the video is likely a simple advertisement for an old website that has been lost to time and shouldn't be taken too literally.

Amarillo Landmarks: Negative Yelp Reviews

Yelp can be a strange and angry place. That's what I found out recently when I decided to sort the reviews by "lowest rating" first.

I was okay with the people upset over bad service and what not. But I came across a few reviews that, for lack of a better word, left me speechless in their scathing negative reviews on some of Amarillo's most iconic places. Prepare your self for plenty of head shaking and "I dunno" shrugs.

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